Is it me or is the BBC website starting to turn into some macabre Videodrome style snuff-lite outlet? In both these clips, those involved lived to see another day, but God knows how. The human body can be a resilient mammajamma.
First up, a Scottish tyke headbutts a bus, and comes off second best.
And then a video featuring crazy Swedish twin ladies that doesn’t end up how you might be thinking. You’ll never shout “Why” so many times at your screen again.
Some appropriate P-Funk spin off action to bring your heartbeat back to normal. Well, normalish.
(Get your hands on some Eddie platters here.)